There are many burgers in the world, but is there anything, anything at all which is better than a cheeseburger? A hamburger? I'd say no: many argue that hamburgers are better: however, aren't cheeseburgers, like, just hamburgers after all? Don't tell me you eat cheeseburgers with nothing but cheese!
If cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese, and cheese is a positive thing, then it necessarily follows that: 0 < cheese => hamburger < hamburger + cheese => hamburger < cheeseburger. Therefore, I come to the conclusion, that the best burger is a cheeseburger.
It is as clear as the sky that we must not only take the cheeseburger and the hamburger into consideration; they are not the only burgers that exist. Indeed, verily, a chickenburger is a powerful opponent of them both. With its meat being lighter, easier to eat, the sauces paired up with the chicken being sweeter, we might even begin to doubt our initial belief.
However, purely morally speaking, I do not consider the chickenburger to be a real burger. It is nothing but a failed imitation of what a burger is supposed to be. A burger cannot be made of chicken, because the chicken doesn't belong amid lettuce, bread and tomatoes. It is extremely peculiar to me how popular chickenburgers are among people nowadays. Truly the corruptors of the youth. For these reasons, I do not consider the chickenburger to be a real burger, and therefore, I do not consider it to be a comparable opponent to the classic cheeseburger.
We may not have taken into consideration all burger types yet. There exist many other burgers which might claim to be superior to our protagonist. However, empirically speaking, it seems to me that no antagonist can successfully match the power of the cheeseburger, for which reason I shall declare: the cheeseburger is the best burger in the world.
Thank you for reading this article, and I hope you found it practical in your everyday life. :D
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